December 2011
1 post
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September 2011
3 posts
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kind of want to start my tumblr over
no inspiration tho. bleeeeeeeeerghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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June 2011
2 posts
April 2011
13 posts
3 tags
hilarious, stupid chat bc i haven't posted one in...
Jay: SLEEP WELL YOU. ELECTRIFIED SEAHORSE.
Pookie: OH
Pookie: I
Pookie: SEE
Pookie: NIGHT YOU. RAINBOW...PIG.
Jay: NO YOU DON'T
Jay: YOU'RE BLIND.
Pookie: AS A BAT
Jay: YOU'RE A RACIST
Pookie: YOU'RE FREDIST
Pookie: YOU DISLIKE FREDS
Jay: WELL YOU DISLIKE COCK
Jay: YOU'RE A GAUDY LESBIAN
Pookie: VERY MUCH SO
Pookie: IT SCARES ME
Jay: IS IT TOO DANGLY
Pookie: I TREMBLE AT THE SIGHT OF IT
Pookie: THAT SCARY, SCARY COCK
Jay: DO YOU NOT LIKE THE SWINGING BACK AND FORTH
Pookie: WITH IT'S FORESKIN
Pookie: AND TESTICLES
Jay: SOMETIMES ONLY TESTICLES THO
Pookie: WELL FORESKINLESS ONES ARE LESS THREATENING
Pookie: LIKE GINGERS
Jay: GINGERS ARE THREATENING
Jay: WHEN THEY'RE FAT AND ON YOUTUBE
Pookie: NO THEY'RE NOT
Jay: RANTING ABOUT GINGERS
Pookie: THEY HAVE NO SOULS
Jay: OR SOLES.
Showing your friend a song you really like
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my life. i am a cat. with a sombrero.
Jay: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj5p71Xlwj1qf3qrz.gif my life.
Julia: you are a cat. with a sombreo?
Julia: suddenly
Julia: everything makes more sense
March 2011
4 posts
3 tags
last one for a while...mb.
Jay: ...wtf keyboard
Jay: ÑÑññññÑñññ
Jay: NO THOSE ARE COLONS AND SEMI COLONS
Jay: WTF HAVE YOU DONE KEYBOARD
Jay: ÇÇÇçççççç
Pookie: HYMEN IS TAKING OVER
Jay: AAAAHHHH MY TILDES HAVE BEEN LOST TO ÇÇÇÇÇÇ
Jay: ::: oh there´s my colon. on the dot key.
Pookie: ...The dot key?
Jay: that´s an interesting thing to say mid conversation.
Jay: "oh, there´s my colon!"
mission to rescue wikipedia man
Pookie: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5f/Man_Cuffed_to_Bedrail.png
Pookie: ...hullo.
Pookie: HE HAS JUST BEEN LEFT THERE I SHOULD RESCUE HIM
Jay: oh...hello...
Jay: I WILL JOIN YOU
Pookie: WITH MY NOT TERRIBLY SENSITIVE FINGERTIPS
Pookie: YOU BRING YOUR TORCH PENIS.
Jay: I WILL SO I CAN LIGHT THE WAY
Pookie: IT MIGHT GET VERY DARK.
Pookie: Jsyk i am imagining us rushing about and you just have a penis in your hand.
Pookie: a detatched penis
Jay: :3
Pookie: you're not dragging someone round by the dick
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lip service?
Pookie: Specific zones are associated with sexual response, and include areas of the genitals, notably the foreskin and corona of the glans penis), clitoris, vulva and perianal skin, and lips
Pookie: speaking as someone who has lips
Pookie: and often touches them due to the fact they're kind of in the way on my face
Pookie: i never get sexually excited by it
Pookie: perhaps i need someone to fondle my lips
Jay: i will fondle ur lips if u liek
Pookie: will you fondle my lips with the corona of your glans penis.
Pookie: i'm not sure what that is
Jay: yez enthusiastically.
Pookie: but it reminsd me of beer.
Pookie: i will be most fond of that
Pookie: A corona is a type of plasma "atmosphere" of the Sun or other celestial body
Pookie: oh.
Pookie: okay wiki.
Pookie: THE SUN SHINES OUT OF YOUR PENIS
Jay: ofc it does
Pookie: tell her about your sunshiney penis
Pookie: omg you could use it as a torch
Pookie: BOOMBLACKOUT. DON'T WORRY, I HAVE MY PENIS TO SHOW US THE WAY!
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ever get the impression neither of you is paying...
Jay: i am making fandom secrets out of boredom :'D
Jay: i will never submit bc i cbf. but yk.
Pookie: get a craving for chocolate
Pookie: just lick my own nipples
Pookie: everyone would want to bone me
Pookie: do they involve chocolate nipples
Jay: srsly. have you ever seen a ~secret so well made. http://i.imgur.com/pb4cj.png
Pookie: SEBIWEIB
Jay: ...that's fun to say in a german accent
February 2011
2 posts
That moment when someone starts being super...
So immediately you’re like
THE FUCK YOU WANT?
January 2011
5 posts
1 tag
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one of these days, she'll flip out and kill me,...
Pookie : fucking
Pookie : phil.
Jay : you are? wow. that was a quick ferry/plane/etc.
Pookie : >:|
Pookie : at half 11
Pookie : this morning
Jay : ...so you do time travel, too!
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hijacked hands
Pookie: i wish to be humped by russell howard
Jay: lmOLMo
Pookie: wow
Pookie: that got a bit out of hand there
Jay: ...wtf was that
Pookie: are you feeling okay?
Jay: idek
Jay: i think my hands just got hijacked
Pookie: laughing my orange jolly monkies off?
Jay: exactly
December 2010
18 posts
3 tags
she'll kill me for this
Pookie: the shit you put on tumblr makes me look insane
Jay: just a bit. :3
Pookie: you need to follow up with context or shit
Jay: why would i do that
Pookie: so people don't wonder how a computer got into the loony bin
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on women in f1 and how best to win
Pookie: there should be women drivers
Pookie: it'd be funny
Pookie: they could win by flashing
Jay: lmao
Pookie: i'm not sure you'd see much at that speed
Pookie: but yk
Pookie: we'd also find out which drivers are gay
Jay: at that speed, her tits would be ripped off.
Jay: that's true.
Pookie: there'd be some going DID I JUST SEE BOOBS?????!?!//1/!?1/1/1/
Pookie: and the rest would be like ..wutev bitch
Jay: A STRAY BOOB HAS JUST FLOWN PAST OUR COMMENTARY BOX.
Pookie: it would be funny
Pookie: they'd have to make a no flashing rule
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“OH LOOK. THERES A WILD GAY JEW. GO FETCH, POPEY.”
– Pookie
switzerland, ur doin it wrong
Pookie: switzerland is a weird country
Jay: iawtc.
Pookie: it just. stole everything and sat there going AHHAA NO IT'S MINE NOW.
Pookie: it doesn't even have it's own language
Pookie: it just stole everyones.
Jay: sounds like it kind of failed at being britain.
Pookie: it did
Pookie: at least we got our own language
Jay: or we stole someone elses' and just went BAM. S'CALLED ENGLISH NOW, FUCKERSSS.
Jay: and then smothered the original language speakers in their sleep.
Pookie: theres no swiss language
Jay: but damn it, swissuhlan, we covered our tracks.
Pookie: yup!
Pookie: they just speak german/italian/french/romanian or something equally weird
Jay: i can't complain about buemi's french, tho. i can actually understand it.
Pookie: it's like austria but worse
Jay: his german's...french-sounding.
Jay: and his italian is...idk, i was distracted by Jaime speaking italian.
Pookie: i wish i was properly european
Pookie: i will never count the uk as european
Pookie: we do not fit in :(
Jay: i don't count the uk as european
Pookie: europe is like a ~clique
Pookie: and the uk is an outsider like :( hello
Jay: unless i'm kind of hiding from the fact i'm british
Pookie: with one friend that doesn't even like us bc it's too busy trying to fit in with the clique
Jay: i have wild bouts of fantasy where i pretend scotland is actually part of finland and england has fucked off.
Pookie: but it's brother is friends with us so it has to be our friend
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european men are hilarious, but not because of...
Pookie: :'] i love european men
Jay: They're mental.
Pookie: i also like how funny he seems to find himself
Jay: He's the world's best comedian, to himself.
Jay: He laughs at everything he says, srsly.
Jay: Even in interviews, he'll say something and then giggle at it.
Pookie: tom does that
Pookie: he thinks everything he says is hilar
Pookie: and bill usually cackles along and it's like YOU ARE NTO HELPING, BILL KAULITZ
Pookie: HE'S NOT FUNNY.
Jay: european men are hilar just bc. european men's humour is not.
Pookie: yupp
Pookie: especially germans
Pookie: somewhere along the way
Pookie: they evolved amazing culture
Pookie: and fashion
Pookie: and their comedy and music got taken away
Pookie: the uk sat around being miserable
Pookie: got no culture
Pookie: got shitty fashion
Pookie: but got amazing comedy and music
Jay: we're only good at comedy and music bc we're fucking amazing at being miserable, and that's what comedy and music exploit >_>
Pookie: how come the other sebiwebi can apparently speak english really well and he hasn't taken hymen aside and said look bro STOP TWEETING IN ENGLISH YOU MAKE NO SENSE AND LOOK CRAZY
Jay: buemi?
Pookie: aye
Jay: because he probably find Jaime's attempts hilarious.
Jay: he's also a european man
Jay: swiss. like cheese.
Jay: but slightly creepier.
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"Tumblr
Is a popular website where wild Hipsters will appear in tall grass.”
I loled.
(Source)
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“It was cold. I actually fell asleep. They said, ‘Lie there.’ So I did. And then...”
– James Phelps, on Fred’s death scene (via holymotherofhnng)
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on formspring
Jay: yk what pisses me off? Formspring. Why? Because it's painfully vain and it (usually wrongly) assumes that people actually care about your boring life enough to ask you shit
Jay: i'm always just tempted to "ask" "you're a boring dick"
Jay: but
Jay: that wouldn't be a question
Jay: so the next time i see a formspring link, i'm going to ask "you're a boring dick?"
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jsyak: my tumblr name has changed - littlechaotic...
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http://en.genzu.net/sokumen/
Pookie: Sex Poison Homicide.
Jay: IT'S RAINING SEX AND DESPAIR~
Pookie: Fuck, I am actually a batman villain
Jay: How come you get such a ba name.
Jay: Sly Erotic Dildo. LMAO
Pookie: LOL
Jay: LLMAO DEAD
Pookie: Anal Pants Debauchery.
Pookie: Kas is Sex Dishonest
Pookie: Phil is Syphilis Graveyard Trouble.
Jay: ...that sounds like a Daily Mail headline
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things that are funny
Jay: i haven't tumbl'd a convo in ages. say something funny.
Pookie: uh.
Pookie: schindlers fist.
Pookie: it's pathetic that i would recognize brent corrigans ass for an ass line up
Pookie: trifle
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i know you know i know that you know. really.
Jay: well then
Jay: seeing as you reasoned it out so logically and all.
Pookie: I did you know.
Jay: i know you did you know
Pookie: well i was just making sure you did know i did you know you know
Pookie: ow.
Pookie: that hurt.
Jay: i know, and i was just letting you know so that you know i know you did you know, you know?
Pookie: i'm not even going to try
November 2010
1 post
2 tags
October 2010
7 posts
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